It’s St. George’s day in the UK at the moment, and I’m a little worried for the ace dragons around. As everyone knows asexuals are secretly dragons, and St George is known for killing dragons. How can we stay safe today? Humans don’t roast as well when they’re in metal armour, so what other ace powers can we use?
Well, today is my birthday, and St. George and I are buds (he is my patron saint), so I think we will be fine. Plus, asexuals who are snakes never have problems on St. Patrick’s day.
If you do find yourself under the wrath of St. George today, here are some tips:
1) Take cover underneath a metal structure
2) Wrap yourself in an Ace Cloak bought from an AceMart approved vendor
3) roast marshmallows in the ensuing fire, well-protected by your Ace Cloak