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Asexuals Get Advice From Sheogorath

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Completely True (read: Completely Fake) Facts about Asexuals and Asexuality.
If you have actual questions about asexuality, please send them to asexualscience.tumblr.com.
I'm straight, but my best friend is asexual and I'm worried that my love of chocolate is going to have negative effects. Is it a problem if I seldom keep vanilla cake around? Will that stunt the development of luminescence?

hey, as long as they don’t eat the chocolate, you’re probably fine.

also don’t offer them any, because that is insensitive, and if you do accidentally offer some, apologize and move on.

Ñ Submitted by Anonymous.
[#478. Asexuals and Pansexuals are the blood of the Old Gods. Together they summon their power and will use it to usher in the new age.]

Submitted by Anonymous.

[#478. Asexuals and Pansexuals are the blood of the Old Gods. Together they summon their power and will use it to usher in the new age.]

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Where can one find a acemart? I need black rings and scale remover.

take three rights and then a left at your nearest major intersection

or go online

in conversation: I run a satirical blog that targets how the general populace perceives the connections between love, sex, sexuality, and those that differ from the norm.

Ñ Submitted by meowth13.
[#477. Asexuals are the 1%.]

Submitted by meowth13.

[#477. Asexuals are the 1%.]

My black ring has consumed my dragon and now stares at my horns hungrily. Does this mean i should feed it more often?

yeah, it ate your entire dragon you might want to start feeding it on an hourly basis?

Why does this blog of all blogs seem to get all the cannibalism asks? Is this an effect asexuals have on other human beings?

"so, you reproduce by budding?"
"NO I REPRODUCE THROUGH CANNIBALISM"

Oh, yes! What is the romantic orientation of a phoenix shapeshifter asexual? I'm theorizing it to be demiromantic.

that sounds appropriately fiery so it is plausible, but further research is needed

I have two ace friends who live a long way away; is there any sort of summoning or conjuring that I could do so that I could hang out with them? I am some sort of demisexual/grey-ace, if that's helps at all. The friend who's farther away is also aromantic and the one who's closer is agender, if those factors affect the type of summoning/conjuring methods that work best.

triangles

lots of triangles

make sure none of them intersect though

i need advice on how to properly use my rocket feet. do i also use my wings or are they just for creating a glitter cloud around my body? please help i'm very nervous

wings are usually for show? especially if you have rocket feet?

don’t you people have a manual somewhere

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