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Asexuals Get Advice From Sheogorath

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Completely True (read: Completely Fake) Facts about Asexuals and Asexuality.
If you have actual questions about asexuality, please send them to asexualscience.tumblr.com.
Ñ Submitted by dancinbelle.
[#429. Even at a young age, Asexuals will cry if something that is presented as cake is really something else.]

Submitted by dancinbelle.

[#429. Even at a young age, Asexuals will cry if something that is presented as cake is really something else.]

My dangerous bounciness has somehow deflated recently; would you happen to know what the problem is? :<

you’re going soft

rejuvenate your bounciness by challenging balloons

Ñ Submitted by papercogs.
[#428. Asexuals are known to emit powerful gamma radiation when stepping on deceptively crunchy-looking leaves.]

Submitted by papercogs.

[#428. Asexuals are known to emit powerful gamma radiation when stepping on deceptively crunchy-looking leaves.]

I haven't shed my human skin in several months and I don't know why. Is something wrong? Am I in danger?

draw a picture of a banana, humans love bananas

your skin will shed and follow the picture anywhere and then your new skin will be free

Ñ Submitted by pikagalfourfourfour.
[#427. An Asexual can summon an ominous Latin chorus to accompany them at will in case the asexual gets lonely or needs some sort of background music.]

Submitted by pikagalfourfourfour.

[#427. An Asexual can summon an ominous Latin chorus to accompany them at will in case the asexual gets lonely or needs some sort of background music.]

I notice my asexy-powers are boosted more by cheesecake than any other, do most asexuals find they have a specific super-cake type? Do some have a kryptonite type cake (that would suck)

dry crumbly cake is my kryptonite

Ace Realms and Conundrums (aka, the Ace Table Top)!

theziegoflight:

So, a few things. I need some prep time to prepare for the game. I also recived 7 messages saying you’re interested. Heres what I need from you guys:

1. When are you available?

2. Tell me about your character (height, hair, family, pets, ect.). It’ll help me as a DM tailor make the game for everyone.

3. Give me some concerns that you have or have had in the past with other DMs. It’ll help me avoid those things.


Other than that, I’m available most evenings, save for Tuesdays and Thursdays. Let me know things!

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theziegoflight:

checkyourxkit:

theziegoflight:

asexualfactoftheday:

theziegoflight alexianfireflies

IS THIS TABLETOP RPG HAPPENING

DO Y’ALL NEED MY SKYPE OR SOMETHING

CAN WE DO A TABLETOP RPG OVER SKYPE

Lol. I have to figure out what system, when to set up, and how many players. Also, roll20.net is the site to use.

I WANT IN

That’s at least 3 people. At least 2 more slots are open

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CONTACT THEZIEGOFLIGHT BECAUSE THE MODS ARE BUSY DISCUSSING THIS EXCITEDLY OFFLINE AND ELSEWHERE

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theziegoflight alexianfireflies

IS THIS TABLETOP RPG HAPPENING

DO Y’ALL NEED MY SKYPE OR SOMETHING

CAN WE DO A TABLETOP RPG OVER SKYPE

Could you possibly list some of the most notable types of asexual magics, as i am trying to expand my knowledge on this subject.

theziegoflight:

asexualfactoftheday:

Red magic — blood/fire magic, most commonly attributed to femme-presenting people
orange magic — growing things magic
yellow magic — time travel magic
green magic — glass magic
blue magic — sea magic
indigo magic — persuading people
purple magic — uhhh I don’t remember
grey magic — grey could have killed you, but what it did to you instead is much, much, worse
brown magic — ship magic (super extremely rare) (only mod m has it in fact) (I mean that we know of)

also some people have mixed color magic but that’s pretty rare

~L

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Emotional magic - comes in orange, indigo, and brown
Idea magic - comes in orange, blue, and violet
Introspective magic - comes in yellow, indigo, and violet
Physical Magic - comes in red, yellow, and blue
Creative magic - comes in orange, green and blue
Transmutive magic - comes in red, yellow, and green
Intuition magic - comes in red, indigo, and brown

please note that not all colors are a clear indicator of magic, and not all magic is a clear indicator of color. here are some statistics of the general population

Physical magic: 16%
Emotional magic: 13%
Idea magic: 12%
Intuition magic: 10.5%
Transmutive magic: 8%
Creative magic: 6.5%
Introspective magic: 4%
Mixed color magic: 30%

mod L and i live in different realities, just to clarify. you may also find that the color and type vary depending on your own culture. this is not a guarantee, just an observation of statistics.

-M.

Sounds like I need to ask if I can use these for a table top RPG :-D but no, really, can I?

ONLY IF YOU TELL US THE RESULTS YO AND HOW IT WORKS

I WANNA PLAY/RUN THAT GAME

MOD L CAN WE DO THIS IF THEY TELL US HOW THEY DID IT

-M.

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