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Completely True (read: Completely Fake) Facts about Asexuals and Asexuality.
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[#562. The left arm of a Homoromantic Asexual is so long, it legally counts as two arms.]

Submitted by mintroots.

[#562. The left arm of a Homoromantic Asexual is so long, it legally counts as two arms.]

I have a very worrisome issue. I am an asexual who does not like cake. Is pie a suitable substitute? Will this result in weakened powers or even worse- my ace license being revoked?

pie is fine. i usually prefer pie to cake. all that happens is your fellow asexuals make harmless jokes about your lack of cake consumption, until they remember that McDonalds sells apple pies instead of cheap tiny cakes.

pies are everywhere. adaptation is key.

So if you're a gray-ace, would a dark gray ring work better than black?

prolly. it’d definitely be more fashionable.

Hi one of my friends came out to me as asexual and the other as bisexual and i stole the ace's cake and now they have teamed up against me. Is there anything i can do? (I'm straight btw)

Surrender. And hope that your friendship with them grants you mercy.

what happens if you dont have an acering?

then you don’t have an ace ring

I am panromantic demisexual, and my boyfriend is heteroromantic demisexual. If our ace rings touch, what will be released?

probably a flurry of daisy seeds

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