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Asexuals Get Advice From Sheogorath

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Completely True (read: Completely Fake) Facts about Asexuals and Asexuality.
If you have actual questions about asexuality, please send them to asexualscience.tumblr.com.
Regarding your post about sleeping with your eyes closed, if I sleep with my eyes open or if I don't sleep at all, does that affect my asexuality?

Nope, just your ability to blend in with allosexuals.

Ñ [#485. Demisexuals are in training to become sexuality angels, the beings which dictate everyone’s sexuality to them once they come of age.]

[#485. Demisexuals are in training to become sexuality angels, the beings which dictate everyone’s sexuality to them once they come of age.]

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Are asexuals supposed to have prehensile tails?

yup! they provide balance and make for interesting fashion choices

is the cake a lie though

no, the cake is just classified. please stop asking us this.

But how many flowers do I have to eat?

the daisies.

what kind of powers would a pan-grey-romantic ace have?

anon we are twins

our power is to have a sense of humor that is wicked funny to everyone but us. and when it is funny to us, it is funny to few others.

I've been using my ace ring to power my electronics. Will this eventually turn them into grace robots? Or will they just slowly morph into zucchinis? Can I still text from a zucchini?

just tried it, you can in fact text from a zucchini i repeat you can in fact text from a zucchini

I cut off my finger, my asexual ring became my new finger, do I need to get a new ring now??

this seems overly violent so no. no more bloodshed. please.

I am an aromantic asexual, my best friend is pansexual, Should we try to rule the world?

definitely

do pansexuals and asexuals team up

sometimes

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